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The New $5 Bill03.22.08

I received my first new $5.00 bill in Las Vegas yesterday.

Today, I spent part of it at McDonald’s (mmm… McFlurry…).

Cashier: Ooooh! OMG* - It’s purple!
Me: Yup. It’s new.
Cashier: (soft cheer of elation)
Me: I got it in Las Vegas - they’re so new they don’t even work in the slot machines.
Cashier: You rock. You are so awesome just for bringing this in. I’m going to go show everyone.

Nice.

*Note: he did say, “oh em gee” - text/Internet speak is taking over!

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Seriously, guys. I’ve had plenty of Pawlenty.11.08.06

Bummer.

Aah well. I voted - I did my part.

In lieu of content, here’s a survey.
(my first ever, I think - whoa doggie)

Wednesday Meme

    Four jobs I have had in my life:

1.) Subway Sandwich Artist
2.) Pet Store Worker (small family owned business)
3.) Paper Nazi aka Princess of the Printers in college
4.) clerk at a small-town gas station/meat market
***and this doesn’t even include my past few jobs!

    Four movies I would watch over and over.

1.) Secretary
2.) The Breakfast Club
3.) Anchorman
4.) Mallrats

    Four places I have lived

1.) various metro or near metro locations, MN
2.) Columbia, MO
3.) Okoboji/Spirit Lake, IA
4.) Minneapolis, MN

    Four TV Shows I love to watch:

1.) America’s Next Top Model
2.) Heroes
3.) Boston Legal
4.) Family Guy

    Four places I have been on vacation

1.) Europe (Italy, Austria, Germany)
2.) NYC, NY
3.) Orlando, FL
4.) Providence, RI

    Four of my favorite foods

1.) THAI FOOD! (noodlicious)
2.) dessert (I’m a glutton.)
3.) Strawberries.
4.) Spinach.

    Four places I would rather be right now.

1.) In my own home without fear of the delinquent scary abusive squatter.
2.) On vacation.
3.) In bed.
4.) On the beach.

    Four Random Thoughts of The Day

1.) I love my cats.
2.) Ann Curry has gotten too thin.
3.) I wish I owned a house.
4.) Lemur!

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Introducing… Jack!07.04.06

Originally uploaded by laurasue.

There’s been a new addition to my household as of 1 1/2 weeks ago - (Chubby) Jackson!

I found him on craigslist, of all places, and I’m in love.
(Hopefully R.J. will soon follow suit.)

His story is as follows:
He lived with a family that abused him (burned/snipped off his whiskers, etc.) until their house burned down in February.
Then the neighbors took him in (they thought) temporarily.
In reality, his old mean owners never came back for him and his temporary home had too many kitties.
Long story short, he lives with me (and R.J. (cat) and Nicole (human) now.

Yay Jack!
He’s a lap cat love, currently sleeping at my feet.
Welcome to the house, Action Jackson.

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Would you like some propaganda with your change?06.22.06

I’m part of a 6-month research study at the U of M.
For that study, I have to undergo a number of clinic visits at the General Clinic Research Center (GCRC) at the U, and park in the hospital ramp.
As I was exiting the ramp today, I was kinda spooked (and amused) by the parking attendant.
He was Super Aryan Man TM, pasty with reddish hair, I’d say in his mid-30s.
He was extra chatty with a unique tone in his voice - that creepy tries to be soothing but is secretly a serial killer sort of way.
He asked me about my day, joked that it was too bad I had to pay for parking, gave me my change, paused, and then said, “Here - this is for you to read on your own time.”
He handed me a booklet titled “Life in a Peaceful New World.”
It has an Asian kid, two big pandas, a baby panda, a black kid, a white (blonde) girl with pigtails (CREEPY), some deer, and a lion with cubs on it. They’re in a grassy field under a shade tree, with mountains in the background on a blue-sky day.
The clothes are AWEsome. I need to scan it when I get home, as I can’t find the photo online. The “tract” was printed in 1987.

Woo Jehovah’s Witnesses.

I must’ve looked like I needed to be saved.

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Dead Babies Dead Babies03.13.06

Ok not dead - but EATING BABIES.
Score!

Yes, this is an inside joke.
Yes, I am posting it in my blog.
Now I must run outside and play in the snow.

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This is very sad-making01.30.06

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Awkward!01.29.06

In light of recent encounters with a very awkward dancer, I present the following:
Awkward is the new black.

from “How to make your body more awkward”
Cultivate a facial expression that says, “I am so vulnerable I could break down in tears at any moment.” Move your head as little as possible. Move your eyes around constantly. Keep your lips slightly apart, in the manner of someone who could say something at any moment, or has been a recent witness to something terrible.

Exactly!

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Pet Peeve of the Day12.20.05

People who think that they’re always busier/more stressed/harder working than everyone else.
Seriously.
Get over yourself!

I feel like John Stossel here - “Give me a break!”

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Word of the Day11.12.05

Cowardice
lack of courage or resolution

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Big Love for the Mayor of New Orleans09.02.05

He gave an amazing radio interview that you can listen to here.

You can donate to the Hurricane Katrina Response Fund via the United Way through paypal at the following link.

Even better, if your employer offers a match for your donation, please donate at the office.

People are stranded, being raped, dying, living in unbelievable conditions, and so far little-to-nothing has been done about it on a national level.

Please help.

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