I just stepped in a big pile of sassy!

Quote of the day:

“I don’t care if she talk white as long as she got a booty like a sista.”

–Jamel who, after a quick google search, I found on myspace

Kids say the darndest things!

Paula Abdul needs to lay off the sauce.
Taylor Hicks must have really great abs (hah. thanks, yo), what with all of that exclaiming (”Whew!” “Whoa!”) and jerking to the side - that man has got to have a torso of steel! He reminds me of Grover (from Sesame Street), or maybe he’s emmulating Elaine’s dance skillz from Seinfeld. Whatever it is, it’s just not pretty. You’d think his neck would get sore! Ouch.
I’m glad buff blondie and “sassy” cheezy “let’s make great t.v.” chick is gone. She is far too full of herself and overconfident. You think you’re going to get a recording career out of this? You were kicked off on the second week. Don’t think so. Keep dreaming.

Seriously - what is with Paula?
Salad and pizza? Fortune cookies? What was she on tonight?

They should really change the name of the show to Drunken Rambling Spasm Idol, don’t you think?

That’s right, I yelled that (above) at a couple of the contestants on American Idol tonight. No worries, they were all of legal age and capable of producing sperm.

Along with the rest of America, I’m a bit too in love with Ace at the moment.
I mean, he sang “Father Figure” - You heard me, FATHER FIGURE.
Hot!
I will be your daddy…
Damn right you will.
I mean… um…
Good show tonight. Top notch.
My favorite guys so far are Ace, Chris, Elliott and a couple of the young-uns.
I love Taylor Hicks’ voice, but I just can’t watch the guy perform. Not pretty.
As far as the girls go - the only ones to thrill me so far are Paris and Katharine (Katie - It should be Katie - Katie McPhee is way cuter). Mandisa has talent, but she’ll never make it. America can only handle obese MALE American Idols, unfortunately. Though this girl has far more showmanship, talent, and charisma than Ruben Studdard will ever have.

I figured I’d better update this here blog seeing as I’ve been getting threats and all.
Jax is so intimidating! ;)

And, a thought or two on The L Word:
1) I’m over Billy.
2) I’m beyond over the Billy/Max sex plot. There’s no chemistry there, it’s not hot. Enough.
3) Why is Shane yelling at Carmen all the time? Not cool, lovebirds, not cool.
AND
4) The sex-crazed FTM storyline going on with Moira come Max? - So typical. And the self-involvement, also typical. The show is making transition seem so easy and not at all thought-out. I disapprove. Then again, I disapprove of the majority of the show. I suppose that’s what keeps me watching - the insane queer soap opera vibe the show has been rocking these past two seasons. Last season was AWFUL. This season is ok so far - season one is the best so far.
OKAY ONE MORE
5) Get rid of that god-awful theme song! Ilene Chaiken, quit deluding yourself into believing that anyone actually likes Betty!
I’m afraid her reality check is long overdue.

This one’s for Stacia.

Hung Up on Grey Gardens
I wish that it was longer and included a wider variety of clips.

Seriously brilliant.
*via Perez Hilton

Leab is the best!
Love. It.

In the interest of full disclosure, I must say that I once had a sensual dream with none other than Greg Brady himself, Mr. Barry Williams, in it.
Woo!
A crush I didn’t even know I had!

excerpt from my journal - 11/28/2002:
I had the strangest dream last night. In my dream, I was showering/making out with Barry Williams and my apartment (though not really *my* apartment) was infested with cockroaches and other nasty bugs. And I mean INFESTED!
In the dream, Barry had OCD (or something) and always scrubbed too hard with soap when he showered. I was showering with him and showing him how he could still get clean even if he lathered gently. Yes, my friends, I was lathering up Barry Williams’ hairy chest in my dream. Oh the humanity!

My subconscious is on crack.

I bet he got that all the time.
Rest in Peace, Chris Penn.

I heard about his death on the radio and kept thinking… “Who is he… who is he… - Dude, isn’t he the guy from ‘Footloose?’”
And, I was right. I win.

You know, you’d think there would be a Footloose fan site out there somewhere on the internets. Seriously. I had a total crush on Chris Penn in that movie, but can’t find a picture of him (back then) anywhere.

I am far too in love with Arrested Development (for those of you not in the know).

You will be too, after you watch this video clip!

chaw chee-chaw chee-chaw, go-guh-goh-go-guh-goh

Seriously.
Read this (Brokeback Mountain-related).

re: Brokeback, it’s not a great love story and definitely not one of the greatest love stories ever told. It’s a very unfortunate story.

*via PTWSTSTS

There’s pretty, and there’s mousey.
You do the math.

Mischa says: ‘It’s SO HARD being pretty!’

PRINCE!
I want a NPG music club membership - it’s a one-time $25 fee.
If I don’t get it, I’m buying it for myself - so many perks!

Also something that I am in dire need of (I swear) is the Aeon Flux box set.
I say the cartoon Aeon trumps Charlize Theron’s Aeon any day.
mmm… Aeon Flux….

I think this should be a music, clothes, and books holiday.
I’ve got some of the music/books covered on my Amazon wishlist, which I desperately need to update (to find mine, just search my firstname lastname or plug in my Yahoo! e-mail address) .

As far a clothes?
Gift certificates would be awesome, but most likely I’ll be buying them for myself after the holidays.

I love giving gifts, too.
So holler if you need anything!