What a lovely closet you have there, Sven!
Dear Sven Sundgaard,
Good afternoon.
Hope you’re enjoying the lovely weather and having some nice shirtless runs (all of my best gays can’t wait for some more sweaty, topless photos on your blog)!
Why must I write about/to you again?
Well, because you are crazy.
You are one of the gayest gays that ever gayed in gayland; however, you have yet to officially come out in the twin cities area.
You are on the COVER of Lavender magazine!
You are the local spokes person for Dining Out For Life (which is awesome. kudos).
What gives?
I don’t know about you, but I prefer my queer celebrities to be out and proud.
Hell, Robyne Robinson does tons of work with AIDS organizations, local art/culture, various non-profits, gay organizations, and the like. She’s openly straight (believe me - I’ve heard her go on about her Greek boyfriend) - why can’t you be out and proud?
Love ya Sven, but you’re killing me here.
x’s and homos,
-Sassy
