“Eggplant is the new black.”
I overheard a woman at Herbegers (dept. store) saying so the other day.
She heard it on E!, so it must be true.
I saw Katy Gerdes (Project Runway + my high school) AGAIN at the State Fair tonight.
She’s obviously stalking me.
Sowaytotally.
I also saw an ex (boo hiss) at the fair.
An ex that I had been feeling bad about (the way things ended, I was immature yadda yadda).
I feel bad no longer - she was a total punk when she saw me! She even made the patented ass-face. It was obvious that she was uncomfortable and purposefully shunning me (we have a mutual friend apparently, hence the awkward interaction).
I will feel bad no longer - no longer, I say!
(take that)
