The Germ-Ridden Cesspool of America
On Friday, I went to The Water Park of America and was definitely underwhelmed with the place. Water, Woods, and Wild Life? How about chlorine, fake rocks, and obnoxious lifeguards?
It was smaller than I expected, dirty and stinky, over-priced, and packed.
They only have three slides and the majority of the park seems to be aimed at children under 12 (I was there with a 15 year old, and even he was bummed).
It’s not worth the money - and you would be much smarter to pay for the gas to drive to Wisconsin Dells.
The worst part?
The cost to get in varies FROM DAY TO DAY.
Literally each day costs something different.
I’m not talking Monday through Friday - I’m talking all month long.
And don’t even get me started on the tiny cramped “dressing room” that is supposed to be for hundreds of folks - you can barely fit ten people in there.
What a disappointment.
