Shock and Awe, People. Shock and awe!

Posted in American Idol on May 24, 2006

On my goodness I am SO SURPRISED by the finale of American Idol.
Leave it to American t.v. viewers to be so UNPREDICTABLE.

hah.

Oh my god, though.
Can we talk about Clay Aiken, his gay impersonator, and Clay’s NEW HAIR?
(above was a video of his performance/”duet” click here to see a jpg of Clay’s new hairdo)
Jesus Mary and Joseph he looked like a lesbian!
Or Haley Joel Osment with a dash of Keanu Reeves and a hint of kd lang!
What insanity.
You know the scary thing?
It was kind of hot!

And, on the real, Prince IS the hottest thing on two legs.
I can read his mind.
“Oh, I’ll be on your stupid two-bit show, but listen here -
1) I will not perform with any of the idols.
2) Ryan Seacrest or anyone else affiliated with the show may not touch me at any time.
3) Pay me, bitches. Pay me in DIAMONDS AND PEARLS!
4) I best be the star of the show, ooh! You know that’s right!
5) I said no touching!”

I love Prince.

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2 Responses to “ Shock and Awe, People. Shock and awe! ”

  1. # 1 your companion Says:

    Ok, you made me laugh really loud with the “pay me in diamonds and pearls” bit.

    And you know they had to pay Ryan extra not to touch Prince.

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  2. # 2 ocb Says:

    is it very disturbing that i *hear* the prince “ooh” while reading “4) I best be the star of the show, ooh! You know that’s right!”

    he is a sexy mutha though no? I mean not that id get in bed with him or anything but dam he just knows how to make anything naughty.

    i can’t believe i just said “sexy mutha” and i am going to exit this here comment box leaving it said not once but twice now.

    forgive me.

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