Go Twins!
The Twins beat the Yankees last night!
YES!
In the middle of the game, the pitcher (Baker) walked off the field for about two minutes.
There was much speculation from our party about why he left.
“He had to take a whiz!”
“He had to poop!”
“Maybe he got so excited from pitching in the big leagues that he had to throw up!”
What really happened?
HE BROKE HIS JOCK.
Man, you can’t make this stuff up!
It’s comedic gold!
My mom read about it in this morning’s paper, after which she and I made many inappropriate comments.
I love us.
In other news, I made an AMAZING (legendary, long, gorgeous, with relevant pictures and links) blog post yesterday only to have FireFox crash before I published (or saved) it.
Damn you WordPress for not having an automatic save feature!
So, that’s sad because I had an amazing “night on the town” on Thursday and was eager to blog all about it.
Foiled again!

April 15th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
And again tonight! Now they just need to keep it up to make up for that crappy start to the away season.
This year, I’m getting Lauren to a game if it kills me.
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April 15th, 2006 at 10:49 pm
SHUTUP! That is so hilarious about his jock strap. Well that certainly excuses him. :)
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