American Idol Snark
Paula Abdul needs to lay off the sauce.
Taylor Hicks must have really great abs (hah. thanks, yo), what with all of that exclaiming (”Whew!” “Whoa!”) and jerking to the side - that man has got to have a torso of steel! He reminds me of Grover (from Sesame Street), or maybe he’s emmulating Elaine’s dance skillz from Seinfeld. Whatever it is, it’s just not pretty. You’d think his neck would get sore! Ouch.
I’m glad buff blondie and “sassy” cheezy “let’s make great t.v.” chick is gone. She is far too full of herself and overconfident. You think you’re going to get a recording career out of this? You were kicked off on the second week. Don’t think so. Keep dreaming.
Seriously - what is with Paula?
Salad and pizza? Fortune cookies? What was she on tonight?
They should really change the name of the show to Drunken Rambling Spasm Idol, don’t you think?
