Give me your sperm - I want to have your babies!
That’s right, I yelled that (above) at a couple of the contestants on American Idol tonight. No worries, they were all of legal age and capable of producing sperm.
Along with the rest of America, I’m a bit too in love with Ace at the moment.
I mean, he sang “Father Figure” - You heard me, FATHER FIGURE.
Hot!
I will be your daddy…
Damn right you will.
I mean… um…
Good show tonight. Top notch.
My favorite guys so far are Ace, Chris, Elliott and a couple of the young-uns.
I love Taylor Hicks’ voice, but I just can’t watch the guy perform. Not pretty.
As far as the girls go - the only ones to thrill me so far are Paris and Katharine (Katie - It should be Katie - Katie McPhee is way cuter). Mandisa has talent, but she’ll never make it. America can only handle obese MALE American Idols, unfortunately. Though this girl has far more showmanship, talent, and charisma than Ruben Studdard will ever have.
I figured I’d better update this here blog seeing as I’ve been getting threats and all.
Jax is so intimidating! ;)
And, a thought or two on The L Word:
1) I’m over Billy.
2) I’m beyond over the Billy/Max sex plot. There’s no chemistry there, it’s not hot. Enough.
3) Why is Shane yelling at Carmen all the time? Not cool, lovebirds, not cool.
AND
4) The sex-crazed FTM storyline going on with Moira come Max? - So typical. And the self-involvement, also typical. The show is making transition seem so easy and not at all thought-out. I disapprove. Then again, I disapprove of the majority of the show. I suppose that’s what keeps me watching - the insane queer soap opera vibe the show has been rocking these past two seasons. Last season was AWFUL. This season is ok so far - season one is the best so far.
OKAY ONE MORE
5) Get rid of that god-awful theme song! Ilene Chaiken, quit deluding yourself into believing that anyone actually likes Betty!
I’m afraid her reality check is long overdue.
February 23rd, 2006 at 7:35 am
I agree with you about the L Word so completely coming off the tracks this season. And did you notice that Betty-girl wrote this week’s episode? Bleh.
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February 23rd, 2006 at 10:35 am
I don’t care how Taylor Hicks looks when he performs, I’d buy his CD tomorrow. I also like Chris and Ace. And Paris (though she needs to tone down the cheesy performing) and Mandisa. Other than that… Not so much with the American Idol this year. But even though it’s a million times better than the last 2 seasons, the minute Taylor Hicks is out, I’m done.
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February 23rd, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Where’s the love for Lisa Tucker? I dunno, Taylor needds to find his own voice though. Yes, it’s good, but he looks and sounds like a Joe Cocker impersonator. I can’t get over that.
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