Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You
No, really.
I’m losing my voice.
Apparently a new trend in my life (over the past few years) is to lose my voice EVERY TIME I GET A COLD. This tends to happen near the tail-end of my cold.
So, for the rest of the day - NO TALKING.
This is going to be rough.
This morning, I thought to myself - I thought I should start seeking out remedies online.
Is there a cure for laryngitis?
Is there a way to make it so that I don’t sound like a 12-year-old boy going through puberty?
Seek and ye shall find:
A hippie homeopathic remedies website.
This site only lists folk remedies.
UMM says to rest my voice for a week or two (gee, thanks).
And I absolutely will not drink vinegar (though I may try taking lots of Vitamin C).
Basically, I’m screwed.
Good to know.
P.S. For any of you jokesters who are ready to say, “Hey! At least you know sign language!,” can it. It doesn’t do me much good if no one else around me can understand what I’m signing!
October 13th, 2005 at 9:16 am
At least you - oh, wait. ;)
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